Archives for September 2015

A sunup challenge to identify the 2015 Match Play Champion.

Tee-times? No-way, we are doing this old style. Past years championships were held at private clubs with members only availability, fine manicured fairways, hallowed halls, shirts required, and locker rooms be damned. The battle of the long knocker vs the short knocker is being held right next to the unwashed UK fans as they hack through the field with grandpas mashies and spoons and a cigarette dangling from their lips.

When challenged to Pen Run by Gibson, Brown’s response summed it up well….,’Seriously?!’

Here are the final scores from the SW Prestige. A season recap will likely be coming soon, but the nerds down at the lab have determined based on cocktail-napkin math that NO ONE made a move to kneecap anyone and get into the TC, using another’s demise to catapult them into post-season success, the true American way. Basically, all you TCers are all pre-Wall-coming-down Russians.

All that remains for 2015 is the final group for the final tourney, the true Prestige one might say. Great season to all except me and a few other truly pitiful golfers. You know who you are. . . .

There will be more information to come for those of you who actually get to continue your season, specifically the course location and hopefully a firm date – the goal for the Tour Championship is always to get everyone to play at one time to create that palpable sense of circumstance and awkward sexual tension that all major sporting events exude. The KAG Tour Championship is surely to go light on circumstance, and heavy on the other . . .

A tip of the cap and a flip of the bird to you all!

In honor of the heritage of the Shroeder/Wolf Prestige, I have adorned myself with the green jacket given to me in 2011, following my SW Prestige victory at Charlie V.  To some, it still smells like a thrift shop, but to me….the smell is called “victory”!

– 2015 Prestigious Wool Jacket Winner, Casey Weber